Stonewall
- 01/14/03 - The
name of the next installment of the Star Wars saga is "Star
Wars Episode III- The Revenge of the Sith." Now some of you
are probably thinking, "Stonewall, you are in violation of
the restraing order, I am calling the police!" Now put the
phone down. This is not the real title. But by putting two and two
together, and digging deep into the mind of George Lucas, I have
developed a theory on what Episode III will be named. George Lucas
has said that the Star Wars movies are directed like silent movies.
He uses the John Williams score to tell the stories instead of using
the "talking head" format. There are also recurring themes
in the movies like we hear in music. A great example is when Anakin's
Naboo fighter destroys the Trade Federations starship. Kind of remains
you of when Luke destroys the Death Star. Also when Count Dooku
tells Obi-Wan to join him and together they will destroy the Sith.
Kind of sounds like Darth asking Luke to join him to rule the galaxy
as father and son. Well, let's look at the titles.
Episode
I-The Phantom Menace
Episode
IV- A New Hope
Both
these movies have some thing in common . They both are the first
movies in their respective trilogies. They both introduce charactors
and they end with no definite ending. So since they are the beginning.
Their names are not giving us to much of the plot. Kind of keeping
us in the dark.
Now
the other two movies:
Episode
II- Attack of the Clones
Episode
V- The Empire Strikes Back
Both
these titles pay homage to the old Flash Gordon serials that George
are up with. Kind of a Saturday afternoon movie marquee. (which
Star Wars was intended to be) These movies so far have been the
most intense , they give us a lot more information and move the
story along to set up the "final acts" of each trilogy.
That
leaves the final two movies:
Episode
III-THE REVENGE OF THE SITH
Episode
IV- Return of the Jedi
Unlike
the other movies, these two are going to be in sharp contrast to
each other. Jedi ends on an up note. Good triumphs over evil, Vader
is redeemed, and the galaxy is now free to go to Toshii Station
and pick up power converters. Episode III on the other hand is going
to be the most tragic of all the Star Wars films. So the title should
reflect that all is lost. The Republic, the Jedis, Anakin, life
as we know it. Now that I have bored everyone to sleep. Here are
the reasons for why I think the title of the next movie will be
"THE REVENGE OF THE SITH" First of all in Episode I, Darth
Maul tells Darth Sidious that" finally we will reveal ourselves
to the Jedi, finally we will have revenge." this sets up pretty
much the theme of the prequels. Also for those of you old enough
to remember, the original title of the ROTJ was Revenge of the Jedi,
Lucas changed it at the last minute because he felt revenge was
not a Jedi trait. Revenge is however, a Sith trait. All in all,
most of you by now are probably thinking that I am having delusions
of grandeur, and that I am fool of Bantha poodoo. Which is true.
We all now that the name of the next movie is going to be:
STAR WARS EPISODE III- JAR JAR VS THE EWOKS
May the Force be with you, Stonewall