Do you love the smell of German Poon in the morning? Perhaps a little Sauerkraut Eau de Twat-let? 

Well Vulva Original has got you covered...literally.

Marketed specifically as ?not a perfume,? the company suggests that Vulva Original is for the consumer?s personal sensual pleasure.

According to the Vulva website, the product concept was developed by company market researchers and product designers. Recognizing that many adult products already catered to the senses of touch, taste, sight and sound, the Vivaeros team sought to fill the olfactory gap.

Packaged in a pocket-sized glass vial with an applicator cap, the company suggests that Vulva Original be applied in small amounts to the back of the hand, and then the aroma breathed in to stimulate and enhance erotic experiences.

Men then can not only satisfy their needs more intensely during self-stimulation,? the website said, ?but women can also use this erotic substance in order to intensify the sensation of smell during intercourse.?

A vial of Vulva Original retails for approximately $28, plus shipping and handling. The scent is recommended for external application only.

Leave it to the Germans to create something like this. Now for the record I love the scent of a woman's southern regions, taste as well.  

That said, I may love it...but I really don't think I want to take the scent with me everywhere I go.  Hey I love eating Chilli Cheese Fritos too but I don't want to smell like those 24/7 either.

 Makes you wonder when Calvin Klein is going to respond with "Sweaty Ballz". And with this you have imagine that soon we'll have scratch and sniff porn as well (Woo Hoo!!). I imagine those Celebrity perfumes are going to get way out of hand now and soon you?ll be able to smell just like Jennifer Lopez's ass crack (J-Anus)or Justin Timberlake's nut sack (Just Nutz).

Oh sure we haven't gotten our Jet-Packs or Flying Cars as promised for the new millennia but hey now you can smell like a pink taco...wow.  

One can only imagine the sitcom-esqe misadventures this stuff can cause; wanna get back at your home boy? Give him a shot of Vulva and let him try to explain this to his girl. Make your woman jealous? Yup a good spritz of snatch applied to the chin and boxers should get you the results you need.  The applications of this are limitless now that I think about it!

And good news Vulva Original has two new vaginal scents on the way, lets just hope and pray it's not Sour Dough, and Crab Fest.

Learn more about this fine product head on down to the Vulva and start digging around. (Warning: Site Not Totally Work Appropriate)


 

Readers have left 2 comments.

No.1  Your article was way funnier than the real thing.

It's totally not a perfume...I think it's for a man's "alone" time.

Guest User () • 2008-01-03 23:23:42

No.2  I CANT STOP LAUGHING

HAHAHAH, OH MY MICHAEL YOU CRACK ME UP!!!!

RENEE () • 2008-01-04 10:51:45

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