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The Most Doable Dudes of 2007

Written by Sarah Wood

January 09, 2008

Sarah Jumps Into The Film Geekz Fray With A Hottie List For Geek Girlz.

So, Film Geekz starts up and, hey, a new website for movie lovers such as myself!

But, big shocker, it's totally cock-centric.

*Editors Note from M: She's right; we really are very cock-centric around here. Sometimes we're just total cocks really...but we are very charming cocks at that so try and just enjoy our everlasting cockery. Whew..This is one cock filled article. Ok back to Sarah*

Well, fellas, the ladies would like a piece of the pie. So, in rebuttal to M & Dirty Deez's Top 10 Hottie lists, I give you:

The Most Doable Dudes of 2007

10. Johnny Depp
Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street.
Johnny + Tim Burton + lots of make-up and crazy hair = cuteness. (Umm... Let us not speak of that hideous Willy Wonka bob)

9. Spartans
300 -- Pretty much every Spartan.
While it's usually skinny, geeky guys who get my motor running, this movie deserves a nod for its unflinching
portrayal of throbbing man muscles.

8. George Clooney
Danny Ocean in Ocean's 13.
What can I say? Womankind has been mentally replacing the face of whatever shlub's on top of her with George's
for two decades now. He's a classic.

7. George and Fred Weasley
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
Played by the deliciously Ewan McGregor-ish James and Oliver Phelps. Mmm, Weasley bread for a me sandwich!

6. Michael Cera
Superbad
There couldn't be a better contender for the fantasy of deflowering a cute, nubile, innocent, virile... ok, I'm back.

5. Jake Gyllenhaal
Zodiac
Jake as Robert Graysmith in Zodiac, whose understated sexiness only narrowly outdid the tremendous creepiness of Robert Downey Jr.

4. Charlie Cox
Stardust
As the adventurous, lovelorn Tristan Thorne. I'm sorry, Tristan, what were you saying? I was lost in your eyes.

3. Shia Labeouf
Transformers
Sam Witwicky..He's adorable and action-adventury, though why he's paired with a greased up porn-star-chick with whom he has little to no chemistry, I'll never understand.

2. Will Smith
I Am Legend
Smith fights monsters in a New York devoid of humanity. As the last man on earth, he is desperate for my hot,sweaty companionship. Smith is arousal personified.

1. Shia Labeouf
Disturbia
No, I can't get enough Shia. As Kale Brecht in Disturbia, he not only brought his stellar acting to what could've been another stupid teen horror-quasi-thriller film, he also made it infinitely more watchable just by way of being so incredibly doable. As if seeing him running around in a Ramones shirt wasn't enough for this punk rock girl, there is the most sexiest kissing scene ever in which he casually kicks off his shoes while lowering Sarah Roemer to his bed and then sexfully kisses her with his sexful tongue. Sometimes, it's all in the details.

This year, there are no worries for like-minded lovers of manfolk. 2008 is full of potential as Batman once again slips on his rubber, the illogically hot Zachary Quinto dons Spock's ears, and the still-so-sexy Dr. Jones pulls out his whip with the next generation (????) at his side. Bring them on!