"The
horror, the horror
Freddy Krueger versus Jason Voorhees in a fight to the finish. Let’s
hope it’s the finish anyway. This dreadful conglomeration of horror
clichés and non-thrills is the brainchild of New Line Cinema,
which figured it could combine two successful slasher franchises into
one bloodthirsty extravaganza, the result being beaucoup box office.
It succeeded on that level — it reportedly grossed $80 million
domestically — but it fails at every other.The problem is, these
types of pictures have nowhere to go, because the genre is so oversaturated
with mundane mayhem that fails to connect on any logical storytelling
level. It’s just an excuse to trot out familiar characters in
overly familiar situations in the hopes of scaring the daylights out
of dimwitted teenagers.At least this two-disk package has enough in
the way of extras to keep horror fans busy long after the final slash
is administered in the feature. Disk One has both widescreen and fullscreen
versions of the film, plus commentary by director Ronny Yu (whose previous
claim to fame was helming “Bride of Chucky,” so you know
he had a lot to live up to here) and a menu that allows you to “Jump
to a Death” for those viewers who would rather not be bothered
with the mechanics of the deeply complex screenplay. Disk
Two has deleted or alternate scenes, also with commentary, behind-the-scenes
featurettes, storyboards and photo galleries, the original theatrical
trailer and a music video. There is also DVD-ROM stuff as well, including
an item called “The Cutting Room Floor Edit Activity.” There
had been 17 prior “Friday the 13th” and “Nightmare
on Elm Street” productions before this one. Let’s hope the
dead remain buried this time. Check
out this special feature: For pure laughs, you can’t beat the
“Development Hell” segment on Disk Two, in the mini-doc
about the film’s evolution. Considering the seriousness with which
the participants talk about the preparation and making of “Freddy
vs. Jason,” you’d think this was a Fellini retrospective
put out by the Criterion Collection people instead of a bloody gorefest
done for the sole purpose of raking in dough.New
Line Cinema ($29.95)."
Freddy
vs. Jason DVD released January 13, 2004
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